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Curtaining. 

The act of putting a curtain between two males as they engage sexualy with a female situated in the middle. This lets the threesome occur without either male witness the others sweaty leering face and cumface. Reducing the result of a turn off. High fives may still occur around the side of the curtain.
"Curtaining." is so much better for my eyes."

"Jack and James curtained Jill last night."
Curtaining. by Kreg1st April 12, 2010
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curtaining 

when roughly two boys and a girl have a threesome, usually dressed in garments made from curtains and an eyepatch. the term originates from the victorian times, when slaves would often have to wear curtains and were very horny.
'man, when was the last time you were involved in a spot of curtaining???!!?! me and josh curtained millie last night sooo good!!! i love to curtain'

meat curtaining 

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.
meat curtaining by mm14 November 13, 2011

Blue Curtaining 

When a writer or director is asked afterwards if a certain aspect of their work is intentionally symbolical or meaningful in the larger context of their story and they confirm it, even though in reality they never intended for that to be the case.
Did you know that the author said the blue curtains in that scene represent the emotional state of the character?

I don't know man, that sounds like blue curtaining to me.
Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face
Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face
Craining by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010

curraning 

Manual stimulation of sexual organs using your feet. Requires the person to have extreme flexibility.
"The man was curraning all night."

"I walked into the room and I saw Matt curraning, it was horrible."
curraning by Liggings May 16, 2009

curtising 

The art of peeing and pooping off of a tree, while being high off of shrooms, while smoking a Cuban cigar, all while being completely naked.
Meghan went curtising on national marijuana day.