fkf

FKF = Fat Kid Friday
Staying in on a Friday night instead of going out. Activities usually consist of junk food, pizza, soda, maybe video games.

Person 1: I just bought Crash Bandicoot for PS4. FKF?
Person 2: Sweet, dude! I'll order Pizza Hut.

fkf by pston June 30, 2017

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FKF

A progression that begins with a finger, continues to a knuckle, and sends with a forearm

“We’re going deep tonight, baby. FKF.”

FKF by It’s Me Billy May 25, 2021

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fkf • fkfc • fkfl • fkfnnane

fkfl

Fat kids for life

Hey babe what do you want to do? I don't know since we're hungover today, let's have a FKFL day. (pig out on all the bad foods)

fkfl by Catherine Ditzler May 7, 2018

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fkfc

Short for Fuckface. Used as an insult or nickname. Usually used in on the internet as its shorter and easily passes through spamfilters.

Hey, did you message fkfc yet? That guy's a total buckethead.

fkfc by Milosonator January 2, 2021

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fkfnnane

"Hey you good with the plans this weekend?"

" I'm fkfnnane with them "

fkfnnane by Ok19 August 9, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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