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Landscraper 

Jim says he's a great lawn guy, but he's actually a landscraper because my front lawn is so patchy now
Landscraper by Cemmop August 21, 2017

Midnight Landscaper 

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.
Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

landscape rape

Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?
When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.
landscape rape by Gwenner June 27, 2015

landscape reupload 

Reupload of a CS:GO editor that deletes his videos and everybody finds it entertaining so they download and upload it.
Yo, do you have that landscape reupload called “sp1”?

landscapeyness

(1) a sense of place evoked by a image, representation, or engagement of a particular landscape.

(2) an underlying theme of platial identity in a broad range of media.

(3) an ironic reference to landscape as kitsch.
(1) The grandeur of expansive places like the Grand Canyon and Yosemite Valley pale in comparison to the landscapeyness of the pastoral.

(2) Landscapeyness is a thread that defines a constellation of books across a range of genres. For example: http://bit.ly/17IkX

(3) "There was just too much landscapeyness and naturey crap" in those photos for me. http://bit.ly/6qHy
landscapeyness by placesense February 7, 2009

Windy Landscape 

Aw, Windy Landscape. I just got 98 on Windy Landscape.
Windy Landscape by Flyerlmao November 6, 2018