This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

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Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

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Messed up

A bad thing, or an unusual thing. Also a really strange thing that’s not necessary.

“Kevin, can you please move your seat towards the very back?,” said Ms. Smith

“Yeah sure, can I sit in the front though since no one sits there and I can see the board better?,” said Kevin.

“No, I’d like you to sit in the back because that way you won’t be near your friends,” said Ms. Smith.

“But why would I sit in the back when I can’t see in the back anyways? Bro that’s just messed up,” said Kevin again.

Messed up by Trinity:) October 30, 2019

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mershed perderder

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".

"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger

mershed perderder by thedockingmaster November 29, 2012

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