Skip to main content
\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
javalog by horsewhistle June 26, 2007
Related Words
he a real ass nigga. everybody on his tip 24/7, but he cool with it. he a straight savage end of discussion. he don't fuck with lames so don't even try and hit his line tbh. add him a snapchat tho he stay lit.
"aye you know javell?" "yeah g i mad fucks with him"
javell by urban dictionary 45 December 23, 2016

JaVale McGee 

when you take the shot in your hand and take the shot out of your friend's hand and drink both.
Me and Joe were going to take shots but then he stole mine and pulled a JaVale McGee.
JaVale McGee by tamusaru March 6, 2011

Javalanche 

When one has continued to push oneself forward solely on caffeine and then everything catches up to them in a giant, overwhelming crash.
Eli kept herself for up for three days straight on coffee studying for finals, until she just had a javalanche and collapsed crying in the commons.
Javalanche by Junebug173990 May 25, 2010
A fat ass nigga (he will eat all ur fucking pizza) He is ugly black as shit and shit at sports Jalall is funny as hell tho Jalall Is an awesome friend but he is fat as fuck dont keep ur food around him
Damn Jalall Stop eating the fucking donuts u fat bitch
Jalall by POTT EATERS April 8, 2019
Javelle is a name given only to the smartest people in the world. The woman who has never tasted defeat. The woman who tries to achieve their goals.
That javelle got first place in science and math!
javelle by Ghazihaloodst December 26, 2016