Skewer 

An extended move to the eiffel tower, both male parties, whose weiners are sufficiently inside the recipient female, proceed to stand up and suspend the woman by both mouth and vagina (via rear entry). Once Female is satisfactorily in mid-air via mouth/vag, the males proceed to spin her using her spine as the primary axis, about their penii.

"Yo Ted, this eiffel towering is awesome, let's pick her up and skewer her."

Skewer by HThomas July 5, 2006

Skewer 

Things that you use that are put in your dick ass which you put either meat or vegetables or whatever f'ing random

Tails: Have you tried deez nuts skewers?
Sonic: They're incredible
Tails: Ikr?

Skewer by Flow3yTheGreat March 30, 2023

skewer belly 

A form of abdominal distension caused by an erect penis that is too big for a woman's vaginal cavity.

I was having sex with my girl last night and we happened to get in a position that gave her skewer belly.

skewer belly by WillSchuester May 26, 2017

skewer screwed 

From Freddy Vs. Jason: Being in a situation where you're backed into a corner, then have a revelation pin (or "skewer") you to said corner, then have another revelations happen that completely screws you over.

Gibb was stuck in a dream because of her drinking. She was backed into a locker, then Freddy ripped the door off, ready to strike. Suddenly, in the real world, Jason impaled the lit raver and Gibb, leaving her totally skewer screwed.

skewer screwed by nightmareonfriday October 22, 2009

skewer dick 

where a dude with a massive penis sticks he dick and shoves it through the ass and it comes out the pussy and continues for multiple people the dick is the scewer and the person the meat

for the memes

wow ryder where you in a skewer dick

skewer dick by D HD fhhffdrg May 19, 2019

Shrimp on a skewer

Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male

Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself!

Shrimp on a skewer by Mathew Colecliffe January 5, 2009

Texas Skewer 

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.

Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?

Texas Skewer by brewski210 August 28, 2022