A reality show that awards plastic surgery and a celebrity wedding to the winner. Also used as a term for a bride getting plastic surgery before her wedding.

Talk about bridal plasty, she got a nose job the week before her wedding.

Bridal Plasty is their favorite show on E!

Bridal Plasty by TheWordMaster1995 January 2, 2011

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dino-plasty

getting plastic surgery to look like a dinosaur

did you hear about rick? he got dino-plasty and now he looks like a t-rex

dino-plasty by jeff $ July 7, 2008

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thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

thick and pasty twenty-wiper by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

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Plastic John

A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.

"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"

Plastic John by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019

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