HDS

"Hairy DownStairs": 1. a term used to refer to a female's vaginal region that has not undergone any means of hair maintenance in quite some time. 2. An "all natural" woman.

<Scott> What the hell is wrong with Mark always picking up dirty hippie girl hitchhikers?
<Joel> It is because he can't stop trying to get into the pants of girls with the HDS dude.
<Scott> He is nasty as all hell...

HDS by Duckhead May 31, 2013

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HDS

"High Driver Syndrome"
1. When one is under the influence of marijuana and operating a vehicle, not realizing how fast one is going they slow down and then realize they are going too fast so they speed back up. This process is often repeated.

2. When one speeds up because they realize they are going too slow and might get pulled over for going too slow. On the other hand, one feels like they are going too fast, so they slow down.

1. This guy keeps speeding up and slowing down, he must have HDS.

2. Dude, why do you keep speeding up and slowing down? Because I have HDS, man. I don't want to get pulled over for going 30mph in a 60mph zone.

HDS by Guitarlickin December 16, 2013

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HDS

"Hot Dad Syndrome": an instance in which a bro of certain hottness is also in possession of an infant or small child with whom he is sweetly and cutely interacting, therefore rendering him hotter

I was down at Shipe Pool last Saturday and there was a serious case of HDS.

HDS by babesharer August 30, 2010