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holy crap 

The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.
Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
holy crap by Bubba December 12, 2004

holy crap 

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
holy crap by Zak April 28, 2003

Holy crap 

God’s poop.
Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

holy crap 

crap from the catholic pulp
man NO.1 Holy crap!
man NO.2 what was the pulp here again?
holy crap by a sexiest beast January 10, 2011

holy crap 

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
holy crap by the wopfather May 12, 2008