Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*

Kirito is always right foundation by Evasive Radish May 14, 2015

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Kimitudo

Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.

Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!

(Years later)

Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!

Kimitudo by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013

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kiitos

Finnish for thanks. Used both as a noun and to express gratitude.

- Hyvä syntymäpäivää! (Happy birthday!)
- Kiitos! (Thank you!)

Kiitos ja kunnia aina jäävät saamatta. (Thanks and honour are always forgotten)

kiitos by Sodanlaulu April 1, 2011

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kinitis

Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun

a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends

I thought I was going to die the week after Kin Games because my kinitis was so bad!

Ohhhhh this kinitis is hell on earth!

I need to go grab some A&W to help fix this kinitis....

kinitis by KGBeauty May 6, 2014

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