Purple A's

When you're bagging so many A's in college that you feel like Jimi Hendrix rocking the campus, and you're just purple with vanity. The fucking best color a grade can be.

Big Boy on Campus: "Purple A's all around! My grades are going up not down!"

Purple A's by Zroogz June 6, 2018

purple headed mushroom on a stick 

Your dick

watch varsity blues

purple headed mushroom on a stick by babygoose August 15, 2003

Shit a Purple Twinky 

verb.
A simple phrase stated at a time of anger, simply to ease the irritation off of yourself.

Frank: "Hey Bill, no one loves you. You're adopted!"
Bill: "Shut up Frank. Go shit a purple twinky..."

Shit a Purple Twinky by Hokie K February 20, 2008

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

shit a cold purple twinkie by nick May 26, 2006

Purple Ass Juice 

Purple ass juice is a purple sticky liquid that leaks out of the buttocks.
It's usually produced as a result of having unprotected anal sex and the anal sphincter muscles tearing. If the individual who's 'giving' has an STI or has bad hygiene, the area could become infected, causing the teared area to swell and fill will liquid. If anything passes through the anus while the sphincter is swollen, it will rupture and a purple liquid will leak from the swollen area.

The liquid's colour is very similar to the colour of beetroot. It's texture is similar to jam, and it has a putrid smell.

Purple Ass Juice cannot be treated by any remedies or drugs, if one has Purple ass juice, one will have to wait for the body to fix the issue by itself.

It is a very painful experience and can cause the sufferer to become extremely emotional and even suicidal, especially if the sufferer fucked a male prostitute to spite their Filipino boyfriend who had just dumped them.

Jimbob: Eh, me no wanna be with you no more. Me wanna be fwend. me no love you, me fuck you for good time. Me say bye.

*Dumpee has anal sex with male prostitute out of anger*

Purple Ass Juice victim: Oh shit, I've got purple ass juice dribbling down my arse, now I want to jump off a bridge. Boo hoo.

Purple Ass Juice by Green_Vagina_(.Y.) May 14, 2012

purple ass in my face 

An alcoholic drink consisting of:

Vodka
Blue Curacao
Sprite
Grenadine

Let's head down to Johnny's and get a purple ass in my face!

purple ass in my face by radicalryno June 8, 2011

high as a kite and twice as purple 

Expression of great joy in natural or artificial intoxication. Created by Michelle Hunnicutt

Dude, Im high as a kite and twice as purple.

high as a kite and twice as purple by Chris Calvert April 16, 2004