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murraying 

(verb) masturbating consistently everyday on a planned schedule.
(infinitive) to murray
*friends hanging out*
P: “Hey where’s Matt?”
A: “Oh you know he couldn’t come tonight. He’s murraying. Gotta stick to that schedule!”
murraying by mcphee, sid November 13, 2014

Murading 

(verb) The act of aggressively studying and/or doing homework weeks before the assignment is even assigned.
(noun) (Murad) One who constantly pulls off all-nighters and provokes intellectual arguments among friends.
Shit, we haven't even started that class yet. Stop Murading all over the place.
You're such a Murad, why are you awake at 4:00am.
Murading by UND3D March 7, 2016

Marrying up

The act of snagging a spouse that is way out of your league
Rita is incredibly smart and hot. Tom is definitely marrying up by snagging her.

marryingjean

I’m marryingjean’s biggest fan!!’
marryingjean by Bleur did this February 26, 2021

Marrying the ketchups 

The combination of two half-empty (or half-full) bottles of the titular tomato condiment in attempts to make them into one whole bottle of ketchup.
This particular phrase was popularized by the January 25, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by film star Adam Driver.
“I had two half-finished bottles of ketchup and was running out of space in my refrigerator... long story short, my wife walked in on me marrying the ketchups and I had to stop. They didn’t even get to finish their vows, Hank!“ *sobs*