havum

Havum is one of the best persons you could ever meet, they are really sarcastic and they also have a great sense of humor (they joke a lot). They are people who will understand you and you can talk freely. They are also really pretty ;)) If you have a Havum in your life you are very lucky.

Havum is the best <3

havum by Crab Sauce April 6, 2021

Harumi 

Harumi is a person that is hard to get along with. It takes awhile, but she will soon warm up to you. Harumi is very serious but once you get to know her she becomes more and more outgoing. She loves animals and cares very much for people. She always puts people's needs before herself's. Harumi is a good friend to have.

A BEST FRIEND IS A HARUMI

Harumi by heyyyitsflower April 15, 2017

Hasumi 

1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"

2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.

3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.

1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!

Hasumi by thebeyer March 11, 2010

Harum Scarum 

1. Film starring Elvis Presley released in 1965, in which the popular singer travels to the Middle-East and is forced to assassinate people. Generally considered to be one of the entertainer's weaker movies.

2. Anarchic and mythological war of the sexes as depicted in Daniel Clowes' graphic novel, 'Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron'. In the book members of the female sex, led by the charismatic naturist Godfrey, rise up and begin using terrorist acts to subvert male authority. Eventually they storm the White House and hold the president ransom. While not the main focus of the comic it is nonetheless quite a spooky sub-plot.

1. Did you ever see Harum Scarum? Even as an Elvis fan I was slightly disappointed.

2. Harum Scarum man! The war of the sexes! You dig?

Harum Scarum by Liquid Sky June 11, 2008

Haumann

The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.

I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!

Haumann by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017

Haumann

A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.

My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.

Haumann by FlisterZab September 6, 2017

Harumi Nemoto 

Best Japanese Gravure Idol ever. Huge tits, great body, pretty face - what more do you want?

Harumi Nemoto couldn't look bad if she tried.

Harumi Nemoto by Imnothim October 22, 2007