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Witte's Great Spurt 

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

Slut Spurs 

Damn! Did you see the slut spurs Kendra has on tonight?!
Slut Spurs by Deuce22 August 7, 2021

cadet bone spurs 

The nick-name given to perpetual loser Donald Trump by Senator Tammy Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran and American hero who lost both legs in a combat mission.
References Trumps draft deferment in 1968 due to having bone spurs in both heels.
I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft-dodger.
And I have a message for Cadet Bone Spurs: If you cared about our military, you'd stop baiting Kim Jong Un into a war that could put 85,000 American troops and millions of innocent civilians in danger.

whoring spurs

Spurs used specifically on hookers. It was first coined by Xander Crews / Awesome X on season 2; episode 01 of the Adult Swim cartoon "Frisky Dingo"

Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.
"Yeah, and he really put the spurs to her, and I mean that literally. He used my great grandad's whoring spurs."
whoring spurs by johnny myers April 22, 2009

nerd spurs 

A condition whereby a person keeps a large number of keys in their pocket that jingle loudly when they walk making the same sound as cowboy spurs. Also works for janitors or people that wear keyrings attached to their belts.
You could always tell the IT manager was coming from the sound of his nerd spurs.
nerd spurs by PythonIA May 16, 2009

spurs nation 

1. A meaning that San Antonio Spurs fans use for representing the city.
2. Can be used anytime to shout during a Spurs home game.
spurs nation by demonchild51 April 17, 2017