The Forrests

When you have diahrea and and you are out in the country, you keep an eye out for the forrest just incase you need to go

You are out for a family walk with a dodgy stomach and you turn to you mate and say "I've got the forrests real bad"

The Forrests by evil_one998 November 20, 2010

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The Forrest Gump Effect

To have a long, long conversation with complete stranger that creates an epic story about your past often in awkward locations such as elevators, park benches, bus stops, or even waiting rooms.

Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.

Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.

Guy 2: Damn....

The Forrest Gump Effect by G-Ender July 21, 2010

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The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)

Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"

The Forrest Hump by Dr.Y .Humpfries January 6, 2019

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The Forrest Whitaker

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"

Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?

Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.

Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?

Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.

Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.

The Forrest Whitaker by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008

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The Forrest Gump

Doing a girl doing style and randomly sticking it in any hole, because "you never know what you're gonna get"

John did the Forrest Gump to the girl from up North and she went crazy

The Forrest Gump by Pyle October 13, 2003

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