Hand monkey Share definition Flag A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person. Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed. Hand monkey by D.Train August 22, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Hand monkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch