Shmeat 

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

Shmeat by kylieg17 March 5, 2017

Shmeat 

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

Shmeat by Rheptar. June 6, 2009

shmeat 

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

shmeat by drizzyaf April 26, 2015

Shmeat 

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

Shmeat by Bustin' balls April 19, 2016

shmeat 

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

shmeat by Joe Vegetarian December 18, 2008

shmeat 

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

shmeat by Andariel Halo March 17, 2009

Shmeat 

A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.

Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat

Shmeat by BIGBOY112 April 24, 2017