A couple that is deeply in love but do not want to admit it when interrogated about it by their fellas. They are the Romeo and Juliet's of this century.
Deitrick ' watchu sayin' about the fresh Seyrling in Compton'
Amy ' They should enjoy whilst A1'
Oh mighty Styrlingr.
Talker of smack.
Wielder of whack.
Strong as an ox.
Tricky as a fox.
Behold his magic hands.
Bling makers.
Duchess takers.
Trusted friend to all.
Feet deceptively small.
Into his eyes I fall.
Styrlingr is an epic Viking dude. So epic someonewrote a saga about him.
Serling is a handsome knight. A combination of authority and new leadership. He is strong and has a big heart. Always ready to rescue his maiden.
He enjoys being the knight in shining armor for his lady luck!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"
"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"