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stirling 

When people open their vehicle doors to order their food at drive up windows yet roll down they’re windows to pay, it’s called a stirling.
Did you see that guy stirling at the Taco Hut?
Why did he open the door?
stirling by LilBitAlexis April 17, 2022

Stirlinged 

When one listens to Lindsey Stirling on repeat for so long that one's dreams are haunted by intense electric violin/Dubstep background music, resulting in one's sleep being constantly interrupted.
You: I'm so tired, brosephs. This has to stizzop.
Your Coworkers: What's going on, dawg?
You: I totally got Stirlinged again last night - woke up at least thrice.
Your Coworkers: Dayum... you really gotta stop listening to Lindsey on repeat at work, home slice.
Stirlinged by GrownUpAssMan August 14, 2018

Scott Sterling 

Scott Sterling's impeccable use of his face to block oncoming balls truly underscores his status as the man, the myth, the legend.
Scott Sterling by KokoroAkechi June 25, 2016

Stirlingite 

A Stirlingite. A person supporting Lindsey Stirling. having the largest fan group known to Youtube, Facebook and Twitter. These dedicated followers of the amazing hip-hop, rock, dubstep violinist Lindsey Stirling go to extreme lengths to 'KSLL' (Keep spreading Lindsey's love). Every official Stirlingite has suffered from the disease of Stirlingitis, unfortunately an incurable disease but no one's complained about it yet. Being in the Stirlingite family is a decision no one could every regret.
Random Stirlingite1: "Hey, thanks for the add... but do I know you?"
Random Stirlingite2: No, but you're a Stirlingite, so am I, we're already mutual friends!"
Random Stirlingite1: "OH! Great! KSLL Stirlingite!"
Stirlingite by ToniSweden February 3, 2013

Sterling Archer 

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".
Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.

Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.

donald sterling effect 

popularized by comments made by the Los Angeles Clipper's owner (of the same name), these are remarks or thoughts one may have in private, or between close friends/significant others, that if ever made public would result in negative reactions
guy 1: "I was looking through this girl's pictures on Facebook and came across pictures of when she was in high school. Is it wrong for me to think sexually about those pictures?"

guy 2: "That's that Donald Sterling Effect. Just don't let anyone find out and you're good."