Wayne John

The pencil thief from space force.

WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! HE STOLE PENCILS! FROM ME.

Wayne John by Fatcockdisorder69 June 1, 2020

John Wayne toilet paper 

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

John Wayne toilet paper by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper 

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

John Wayne toilet paper by Trav March 28, 2005

John Wayne 

The great man who paved the way for action movies and was the inventor of the one liner.

Known to many as simply: "The Duke".

He starred in such great movies as The Alamo, The War Wagon, True Grit, and many, many more.

John Wayne could have worn high heels, a flowered dress, and makeup and still have been eight times the man you are.

"The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life."

John Wayne by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

John Wayne Casserole 

When someone vomits on another person's chest, poops on top of it and then ejaculates on top of it. It is often a part of foreplay.

I think Jeff needs to stop drinking, last week he woke up in an alley and someone had given him a John Wayne Casserole and stole his wallet.

John Wayne Casserole by DigimonHero91 October 21, 2010

John Wayne 

His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood

"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."

- Dennis Leary

John Wayne by Not Zane September 9, 2004

John Wayne paper 

A type of toilet paper that is rough and doesn't serve it's purpose.

John Wayne paper: rough as hell and never took any shit from anyone.

John Wayne paper by Brother's quotes July 27, 2016