Dogful 

1.) a large amount
2.) too much

Synonyms: a fuck load, not dogless

"I went to McDonalds and are a dogful of chips"

Dogful by TheHSC123 November 12, 2013

Dogfuckitis 

noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night

Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell

Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.

1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like

dogfuckitis in here."

Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get

the fuck out!"

2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him

and a Labrador...

3) Why is there sadness in the world?

Because you have dogfuckitis...

Dogfuckitis by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011

digful 

Somebody attractive, somebody you dig

Man, I dig that chick, she's damn digful!

digful by ChillAls April 23, 2008

dogfeltcher 

Mike Mooney - Sechelt scum, scammer and thief.

Mike Mooney is a dogfeltcher, he liked to take it up the ass in prison, but he was released, so he got a dog and called him Zack.

dogfeltcher by Kaninchenfeuer December 14, 2008

dogfuck

v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something

The useless dipshit dogfucked all afternoon so I got stuck with his work.

dogfuck by luke! June 10, 2004

dogflex 

short for dogmatic reflex which is the automatic, unreasonable, negative reaction some people have to new ideas, behavior, or gadgets. it is the result of dogma being the lifelong basis of how one views the world.

when people automatically reject new things, or ideas as too difficult, too mysterious, or just plain wrong because of pre-conceived ideas based on dogma.

closed minded

person 1: "i tried to show my mom how to use the computer to look stuff up, but she wouldn't even try. she said "oh, i can't do that!" and walked away"

person 2: "sounds like serious dogflex dude"

dogflex by lober June 11, 2009

Dogfucker 

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.

Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"

Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."

Dogfucker by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010