Ths most important element in the world and universe. To live without this magnificent being in our presence would not be living in general. He is male and female and even a toaster. He claimed all the planets in our solar system after fighting off the terrible lord caballo. He evaporated in the center of our universe becoming the sun.
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.