A recently formed STD caused by the grinding of two people (of opposite gender). This occurs through something so called “grinding” or “dirty dancing” at a formal event or dance. It can leave glitter in the genitalia region (the amount depends on intensity). Some symptoms that can result from “grinding” can include soreness and in rare cases - busting a nut.

Michael... has Glitter Dick Disorder

Glitter Dick Disorder by Bennnndover October 23, 2019

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When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.

"Omg did you hear Liam was gonna dump erin"
"Omg ya he's such a glitter dick"

Glitter dick by Julia_penis_glitter January 25, 2017

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glitter dick

A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.

"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."

glitter dick by martinigurl January 15, 2008

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When you bang a stripper

"My friend went to the strip club and woke up the next morning with glitter dick."

Glitter dick by Kippernikis July 18, 2016

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