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Wanking on the door knob 

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting
Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.
Wanking on the door knob by Ed Bosh February 12, 2022

wanking like peter on the dole 

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.
We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.

walking on eggshells 

To be extra-careful when speaking to someone, in order not to make them angry.
I 'm walking on eggshells as I ask my neighbor to keep his dog from barking
walking on eggshells by LuizLeitao December 16, 2017

walking on eggshells 

To watch what you say or do around a certain person because anything might set him or her off.
Everyone hates me; I'm walking on eggshells all the time.

Walking On Diamonds 

To be in a very positive state of mind. Happy go lucky, a smile on your face, a spring in your step, high on life, the
devil may care attitude.

excited, playfull, unflapable
Chris: Sure looks like Bob and Annete are Walking On Diamonds today.

Paula: Yea they were supposed to be at my party last night. But it looks like they had one of their own instead!

Chris: Ohhh yah.
Walking On Diamonds by Digger November 1, 2006

walking on eggshells 

To be in a delicate situation; to be on the edge of danger or ruin.

An 'eggshell' is the thin, white outer coating of an egg. The shell is very thin and breaks easily. So if you are 'walking on eggshells' you are in a situation where you could break something (or get in trouble or ruin everything) very easily.

Synonym: walking on thin ice
1) Ever since I smashed their car, I've been walking on eggshells with my parents.

2) We're walking on eggshells with our landlord -- she told us that if we have one more loud party, she's going to kick us out of our apartment.