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shit biscuit 

A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.
"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."
shit biscuit by rockstarchris September 5, 2006
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Shit Biscuit 

Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.

Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.
''give us a hand lifting this mate''
''nahh sorry, sore back''
''ggf then you shit biscuit''
Shit Biscuit by King King Kellie January 11, 2022

Shit biscuit 

A fist full of human fecal matter that was acquired through an anal fisting.
Friend 1: "yo! I still got shit under my finger nails"

Friend 2: "nasty! From what?"

Friend 1: "from fist fucking some nasty bitch for shit biscuits last night"
Shit biscuit by Robharry53 January 10, 2017

shit biscuit 

like a little kid getting on your nerves is a little shit biscuit cause idk they pretty much shit in a bag on their waist...oooh or a little black tar baby
"dude im tryin to play guitar hero nigger fuck off you little shit biscuit!!"
shit biscuit by julian_boredom January 9, 2008

shit biscuit

when someone has diarrhea on a piece of bread and it hardens overtime
aw man, someone had a huge shit biscuit on my table last night!
shit biscuit by GABEBESTX1771 February 18, 2026

Asian Shit Biscuit

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

Shit cunt biscuit 

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.
Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.