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T.J. cut that looker open and volanged her all night long.
volang by Uncle Harry May 13, 2005
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volang vorange Vlange Vlangie Volans Volana Voland volansofar Volanta volanté
Rich preppy Asian kid with a nice, expensive camera. this kid went to my school and he had this nice camera my friend and I wanted to steal. first we would attract him into our trap with rice and then we'd bag him up and take him to my cellar for interrogation.
Me: *in a deep voice, "WHERE IS THE CAMERA!!!"
Vulang: "calm down, please don't hurt me! its right here!!!!"
Me: "Hmm... Alright. we won't hurt you. You can go home now.

eventually, vulang calls the police and we get arrested, he also gets back his camera... it was a nice try anyway.
vulang by childwhoneedscamera October 8, 2019
A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.

A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
Voland by Arastide May 9, 2009

disco volante 

weirdest album ever made, if you listen to it your life will be changed forever.
Ted: yo Disco Volante just blew my mind man

Carlo: yur moms a MILF, but Disco Volante is pretty odd and insightful
disco volante by Stefan Rubel December 15, 2007

pulling a "volanski" 

showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your horny girlfriend who wants your dick in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.
Guy: Hey I'm here dudes.
Girlfriend: Where have you been?! I've been waiting for you! O my God I want you soooo bad.
Guy: Eh.... I'm pulling a "Volanski" instead
what some people call vodka and ornage juice mixed together.
1;ay what are you bringing.
2; some jd and vorange
vorange by JXCKXYY March 7, 2008