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witch's tit 

Evidence that a woman is a witch and should be burned forthwith. In early times it meant an unfortunate birth defect on some women that took the form of a third nipple on the chest. Later witch hunters were not so discriminating and pointed to any mark, scar, mole, cyst, or mosquito bite found on any part of the body of the hapless bitch, thereby ensuring arrest, conviction, and subsequent barbecue.
Behold the witch's tit! By Our Lady, thou art a foul and monstrous..uh..hmmmm...! Anybody got a match?

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra 

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

a witch's tit 

Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?

Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh
a witch's tit by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

flat as a witch's tit 

Flat taste-less beer or lager
Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.