Spence Slap 

A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.

I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!

Spence Slap by Tee Cee Deez March 7, 2020

The Back Of A Spencer's 

You can and will find everything sex related

A horny teens favorite place.

Person1: Hey bro do you know where to get a vape?
Person 2: Just go to the back of a Spencer's .

It's a place where you get anything from vapes to to vibrators stuff like that and where teens live 24/7
At first glance it looks like off brand hot topic but instead of having a bunch of middle schoolers there's High Schoolers knowing what their there for. If you've never seen a hot topic before it's a place where a bunch of 13 year olds rome around looking for emo shit to show off.

The Back Of A Spencer's by GeeLuver April 12, 2022

Spencer's Gifts

A store that used to be good and pretty funny for normal people but recently has lost all humor and become a place for mallrats and perverts hang out; where you can get your erotic board game, hookah, weed t-shirts, and anything normal thing turned into something to do with a dick, vagina, boobs, or balls all at once.

A couple teenage workers got arrested at Spencer's Gifts for telling a cop how to use a hookah to smoke weed.

Spencer's Gifts by Mister N April 8, 2006

Spencer's Triangle

A sex position including two chicks and a dude in which the dude and a chick are making out while he is fucking and she is getting eaten out by the third chick, thus making a triangle and a non-awkward threesome.

Dude! John, Kate, and Mary had a Spencer's Triangle last night.

Spencer's Triangle by FunkBuster October 6, 2009

Spencer’s mom

A really hot mom with tig ol bitties and a big booty

Guy: dawg spencer’s mom is so hot
Guy2: i know right she got some tig ol bitties

Spencer’s mom by nik vag April 18, 2019

Spencer's drive 

Term used to refer to a task which has become overly protracted through no fault of your own.

I can't come to hockey tonight as im still waiting for the plumber to fix my radiator.

Bloody hell, that's like Spencer's drive!

Spencer's drive by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

Spence School 

All girls school founded in 1892 on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Girls that get into the Ivy League while looking hot. In one word: perfect.

Spence girls do it better (unofficial school motto)...

Spence girls know how to use hairbrushes (see W article)...

Spence School by Clara B. February 6, 2005