culking 

Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.

You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.

culking by PAK65 July 9, 2011

Culking 

(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.

Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.

Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.

Culking by Bubbabooie March 3, 2022

Macaulay Culking 

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

Macaulay Culking by offensieve November 19, 2012

cucking 

To enjoy arranging for and watching other men have rough demeaning sex with one's wife. Often perceived as a masochistic humiliating experience for the husband as opposed to normal swinging.

I would have never guessed the neighbor was into cucking until he asked me to bareback his wife like a cheap whore in front of him.

Cheryl stopped bringing men home after she realized her husband enjoyed cucking more than fucking her.

cucking by bryken7 July 28, 2016

Cilking 

Inserting your penis into a man/woman's anus while putting you fingers down their throat, until they vomit.

We should totally Cilk tonight ;)

I caught them two Cilking last night.

Cilking by The Cilker August 18, 2011

E-Cucking 

Having online sex with someone while in a relationship, knowing your partner knows of your/their escapades.

I love E-cucking my boyfriend.

He knows about all the men I get with online.

E-Cucking by HarlieHero November 5, 2017

Macauley Culkin 

The wrong way to spell Macaulay Culkin's name.

you must emphasize on the 'a'.

Macauley Culkin by orgasm addict July 6, 2005