A Garfield

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !

A Garfield by la latinax3 July 7, 2009

A Garfield

The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.

Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.

A Garfield by the_yeti October 8, 2012

James A. Garfield 

20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.

It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.

Who?

James A. Garfield by Rogue One 2 coming in 1977 August 2, 2018

James A. Garfield 

James A. Garfield was the 20th president of the United States elected during 1881. He only served 6 months in office before he was assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, some crazy lunatic who thought Garfield owed him a spot in the government.

James A. Garfield? I didn’t know cats could become president!

James A. Garfield by My name isn’t jerry September 29, 2020

James A. Garfield High 

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.

“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School

James A. Garfield High by mellielover111 September 26, 2019