mullet

Pronounced "MUHL LET"

A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:

Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. El-camino. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. Squirrel pelt. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet

"My hobies are sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy)." - Guy with a giant mullet

mullet by Slick Willie February 5, 2003

mullet

Also known as Business in the front, Party in the back. May also be called a Tennesee Waterfall. Rarely spotted in the wild, there are several specimens to be found captive in trailer parks.

"Yeehaw! That's the biggest mullet I've ever seen!"

mullet by SLOGAN December 6, 2002

mullet

well, there are three known people who save the world and have a mullet.
-solid snake
-captain planet
- and, macgyver.

richard dean anderson is the man. he saves the world and has a mullet. he doesnt have it now, but he saves the world anyways in stargate sg-1.

mullet by Zeonic Freak November 15, 2004

Mullet

The ideal haircut for a man/woman who is short on change...

Joe walks into the barbershop:

Joe: "How much for a full haircut?"

Barber: "$15 dollars for the whole head..."

Joe: "Well I only have $10, start at the front and give me my moneys worth..."

Result: Mullet

Mullet by Fangular May 7, 2005

mullet

What Emos' have,only backwards.

"Woah,look at the emo kids' reverse mullet!"

mullet by bandanasrerad August 28, 2006

Mullet

a hairstyle from the 1980's that is all buisness in the front and all party in the back.

Joe Dirt had a major mullet goin on.

Mullet by Weird Mal February 9, 2004

mullet

A hairstyle that is short in the front and long in the back.
Also know as the hockey haircut.
Often associated with people named Billy Bob.

Hey, cut your mullet Billy Bob!

mullet by Billy Bob April 22, 2003