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blowtard 

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.
Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.
blowtard by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

blowhard 

1. A very boastful and talkative person; a braggart

2. A self-important egomaniac who likes to toot his own horn, like those assholes who put bumper stickers on their cars that say "PROUD PARENTS OF AN HONOR STUDENT AT (blah blah blah) HIGH SCHOOL"
"Did you catch the State of the Union speech last night? What a fucking blowhard!"
blowhard by Rollo & Biff May 30, 2006

Blowdart 

Taking a straw and packing it with cocaine then blowing it directly into a friend's rectum.
I was so skeeted after Trever blowdarted me last night
Blowdart by Sharty Party May 19, 2019

The Blowdart Game 

The Blowdart Game (also known as the Darting Game) is a game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately feign as if they have feinted (usually falling straight to the ground) and cannot speak or move until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

The rules of the game are as follows:

* A player is only considered hit with the dart if he makes eye-contact with the shooter while the shooter is shooting
* The shooter must bring a hand to their mouth as though they are holding a blowdart gun and make a defined shooting noise (a breathy "thooo" will suffice) aimed towards the victim with whom they have made eye contact
* The victim must lie immobile until someone else pulls out the "dart"
* Anyone can play, but if someone breaks a rule, they cannot play the game ever again
An example of The Blowdart Game: A person (victim) walks into a room when someone else (bully) calls their name. Victim looks and sees bully making blowgun with hands, and bully makes blowing noise, "PFFT!." Victim is hit and instantly falls limp to the ground until someone pulls the "dart" out of his neck.
The Blowdart Game by DPlatt January 12, 2009

Brazilian Blowdart 

When you suck a fart out of a willing participant's asshole and vurp the fart/vomit combo in to your targets face
That asshole at the hockey game wouldn't shut up so my girlfriend and I gave him a Brazilian Blowdart.
Brazilian Blowdart by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Blowhard in Chief 

Another popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Now that Carl Bernstein has truly put Trumpworld into perspective, we can all see that the Blowhard in Chief really is!
Blowhard in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020