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The most annoying message on any video sharing site.
Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!

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Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"
random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

emotionally available

Something that doesn't exist in this generation.
Person A:Hey wanna be in a relationship?

Person B: yeah! I have no other traumas that will affect this relationship! So I am emotionally available.

abailable 

adjective
not otherwise occupied;
free to do something unless something better comes up
Yeah, I'm abailable for brunch.
abailable by misselaineus May 19, 2018

Awailable 

Used when you're away from your desk, but haven't gone far - If someone needs you, they should come and find you.
Usually used if there is a chance that you might need to render assistance to someone in a hurry, and your reason for being away is flexible and not so important that you can't leave it or even cancel it altogether.
"I'm awailable - just getting a snack from the kitchen."
"They should still be in the building - they said they were awailable. Probably just chatting with a friend."
"I'm getting some lunch. Seeing as you have that important call, consider me awailable if you need assistance, and I'll come help you out. I'll be down the hall."
Awailable by Zodarian January 7, 2013

Attainable Girl Syndrome

When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.
Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.

Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.

Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS

Girl #1 and #2: AGS?

Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!

Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.

Girl #2: Most guys are!