Blarch was an exclamation originally used in Ancient China, in the provinces near present-day Shanghai. It was used most often when one burned one's tongue and distorted natural pronounciation habits.
Lao Gaotook a sip of the soup and unexpectedly screamed "blarch!"
Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.
"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"