earthed 

to get slammed to the ground

Damn! He jus earthed that nigga

earthed by jjoh455 April 25, 2017

Earthed 

To force a bowel movement on the ground or other solid surface at ground level causing the deficator to squat.

Dude just totally earthed a loaf on that rock over by the waterfall. The toddler earthed one in the front yard much to his parents chagrin.

Earthed by Hempster420 May 15, 2015

Earthed 

The state of someone being lost or confused.
Earth- confuse
Earthy- confusing

1."does everyone understand?"
no i'm earthed.
2."don't earth me i beg"
3. "you're bare earthy"

Earthed by Anniex07 December 10, 2019

Earthed 

When you are sat down or led on the floor

Jess: This pill is so intense right now
Katie: Yeh I need to be earthed

Earthed by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Dinosaur Earther by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Flat Earther 

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.

Flat Earther by Sur7 January 25, 2019

Flat Earther 

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.

All flat earthers are dickheads.

Flat Earther by FrogBoot May 5, 2018