~x~barbird~ v's definitions

furburglar

a guy that not only cock-blocks, but steals the girl as well.

"I cannot believe she left with him! He is such a furburglar!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

6am surprise

Doesn't have to be 6am, but anytime your partner rolls over for an unexpected bonin'/love session.

"He usually sleeps 'til noon, but he woke up today with a 6am surprise."

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant

From the movie 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'. A skeevy loser that hooks up with underage girls because of his job at the mall and ability to drive them to 'the point' in his '78 T-Bird.

"I've known him since high school, and he's still banging 16 year-olds that come into the Radio Shack. He's totally Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

[Sexy] [String bean]

A tall, skinny/lanky individual that is still undeniably hot.

"Look at Mick Jagger in 'Gimme Shelter'. He's such a Sexy String Bean!"
"Damn! Keira Knightly is a Sexy String Bean!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

Nibler

That weird guy in the group. He wasn't invited, but somehow shows up to nibble away at everyone's good time.

"No matter how much ecstasy and Viagra I took, i still wouldn't fuck that Nibler!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

[love] [sponge]

A partner that needs lots of lovin's. A chronic snuggler.

insensitive guy:"What's wrong baby?"
oversensitive girl:"My love sponge is dry!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

[Juicy] [Lips]

A guy or girl, with succulent, juicy lips, who is ready to go. DSL (dick suckin' lips) or CLT (clit lickin' tongue) are acceptable alternatives.

guy 1: "Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba?"
guy 2: "Are you kidding? They both have Juicy Lips!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009