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Death

Something to be rejoiced. Sure it hurts when it's somebody close, but if nobody died, but people were born, it would get overcrowded, and really suck. If nobody died and nobody was born, in all probability you wouldn't exist, and you are certainly limited to your current family. Eternally.

To fear it is irrational, and a waste of your finite, limited, short time.
If you are, death is not.
If death is, you are not.

"Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do?"

Epicuris
by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005
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sellout

One who sings about being unique, and "not putting on makeup" because "that's not who they want to be" ... and yet while they sing this, they are wearing lipstick, have about 30 bracelets, a necklace, and highlighted hair.

Don't give me wrong... I'm all for this "inner beauty" crap, or decorating your person with makeup and the like... but making it seem like appearance means nothing while you've modified your appearance? C'mon.
See Hope Partlow.
Such a nice voice, too. Shame to waste it on crap she thinks the public wants to hear.

Google her name and click the "official website" for more details.
by ~The Nameless One~ July 14, 2005
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bad news bear

The messenger of bad news.

Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.
You know it's a bad day when...

Bob: I hate to be the bad news bear, but... *insert bad news here*
by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005
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Danica Patrick

Over-night celebrity.

Best female IRL racer ever.

About 5'2, 100 pounds. She's so small, Robby Gordon got pissed because her weight and height gives her about a 1 mph advantage on the track.

Picked up by Rahal from England, she's got skillz.
In the 2005 Indy 500, she qualified 4th after a mishap on the first lap.

The race came around, she stalled her car in the pits. That sent her back to 16th. Then she nearly spun into a wall. After those mishaps, she still managed to lead the race, low on fuel, for most of the last 20 laps. She fell behind on a yellow (caution), but then led the restart. She finished 4th. Same spot she qualified.

Records made on May 29th, 2005 by Danica Patrick:
Highest female starting position in the Indy 500
First female to lead a lap in the Indy 500
Highest finish by a female in the Indy 500

Some more too, but those are the important ones.
Oh, and she's really hot too.
by ~The Nameless One~ July 20, 2008
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id

id is a software company too, pronounced like the last part of "did" NOT like I'd or I-D (as in identification).

They're best known for Quake (multiplayer) and Doom (singleplayer) game series'. They make other games too though, like Wolfenstein.
Yes, the later Doom series' have multiplayer (only holds four max though...) and Quake has singleplayer.

But like Call of Duty and Battlefield, nobody buys them for the weaker aspect. (Multiplayer, singleplayer, respectively)

id pwnz j00
by ~The Nameless One~ December 18, 2005
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vvomen

The way to write Women... with a Russian Accent.

Seriously... can you imagine spelling it any other way?

VVomen.
Russian: I like VVomen.
Russian vvoman: Vie do too!
by ~The Nameless One~ June 12, 2005
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fast reflexes

When Sophie was prayin out loud at dinner tonight, Matt was being obnoxiously loud. She tried to slap him, but his fast reflexes stopped that bitch cold.
by ~The Nameless One~ May 29, 2005
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