zoey's definitions

nitrous

nitrous oxide, a short acting disassociative anesthetic found in propellants for food products, such as whipits.

Commonly used in dental surgery, not unlike pharmocologically to pcp dxm or ketamine ect, though chemically and experintially unrelated.

hey, i've got some nitrous, do you have any ballons?

by zoey April 11, 2004

kindercops

people whose sole purpose on the internet is to make fun of teenagers, in particular gothic chat rooms. see kindergoth

shan was a kindercop WAY too long.

by zoey April 11, 2004

5 second rule

how long food can touch the ground before germs get to it

i wasnt going to eat this M&M but i just dropped it, 5 second rule!

by zoey July 10, 2004

sigma

a mysterious place that few dexheads have actually been to, but all seek after. It's the quasi-quivalent to a k-hole with ketamine, but apperantly much harder to achieve.

Much debate resolves around sigma and the existance of a fourth plateau, or if sigma is 4p only in a different setting or if it's a different plateau all together .. or even if it's a plateau at all.

Yeah, I hear sigma is pretty strange, but as far as I can tell, the third just keeps going forever.

by zoey April 10, 2004

nikonian

A person who photographs with a Nikon camera, and is convinced it's tha bomb. In reality, Nikon has been really slipping in optical performance since the mid 1970s. Today, even Canon and Olympus Zuiko are pulling well ahead in technical specifications.

Plus, the results are usually pretty bland.

only a nikonian would be convinced that a $150 lens is "top of the line"

by zoey April 25, 2004

fondler

Used in regard to camera collectors who do not use, nor know how to use their equiptment.

May be seen with a camera in public, but isn't likely going to ever develop the film. If they do develop the film, they admire on the sharpness and color qualities, and quickly disregard the photographs to continue fondling their camera.

Usually a leicaphile but may also be a contaxian. Canonites and and Nikonites usually fall under the catagory of a wanker.

all he does is stroke over his new leica m7, i mean, have you actually seen any of his photos? What a fondler.

by zoey April 25, 2004

dance metal

Basicly use to describe stuff which is today being called industrial, such as Rammstein and KMFDM.

I happen to like KMFDM, but I call it dance metal when people say it's industrial. (usually meant sarcasticly)

KMFDM is not industrial, its, its, ... dance metal.

by zoey April 11, 2004