zoey's definitions

5 second rule

how long food can touch the ground before germs get to it

i wasnt going to eat this M&M but i just dropped it, 5 second rule!

by zoey July 10, 2004

MK-801/MK'd

Mythical recreation drug. Though an actual research chemical, it's more than unlikely that it's on the streets.

Rumors of MK-801 use/abuse, a dis. anaethetic more powerful than PCP have been floating around for a while now. When I looked into MK-801, it was over $150 for 10mg, not nearly enough for any kind of high... and the precise dosages are undetermined.

If there was any recreational MK-801 use, it would be ALL OVER the dextromethorphan underground.

Still, someones best friends cousin's sister's worst enemy tried it, and ended up tripping balls for three weeks!

Yeah, Johnny MK'd out last week, he's at the state hospital now.

by zoey April 11, 2004

As The Coffin Turns

Said smuggly or sataricly when discussing the drama in the gothic scene

Rachael broke up with Cinder, now Cinder won't come out of his apartment, I'm really worried about him, he just plays the Cruxshadow cover of "Here Comes The Rain Again" over and over and over... But anyway, Rach says that Cinder cheated on her with Alize, but Alize I know didn't do that, because we were having sex that night, so it couldn't have been Cinder and Alize. Personally I think it's just because Alize didn't invite Rach, but rather Cinder to the Bauhaus concert way back in 1996 durring the Gotham tour, but they weren't even dating back then, so I don't really know what her problem is.

As the coffin turns I guess...

by zoey April 11, 2004

fondler

Used in regard to camera collectors who do not use, nor know how to use their equiptment.

May be seen with a camera in public, but isn't likely going to ever develop the film. If they do develop the film, they admire on the sharpness and color qualities, and quickly disregard the photographs to continue fondling their camera.

Usually a leicaphile but may also be a contaxian. Canonites and and Nikonites usually fall under the catagory of a wanker.

all he does is stroke over his new leica m7, i mean, have you actually seen any of his photos? What a fondler.

by zoey April 25, 2004

nikonian

A person who photographs with a Nikon camera, and is convinced it's tha bomb. In reality, Nikon has been really slipping in optical performance since the mid 1970s. Today, even Canon and Olympus Zuiko are pulling well ahead in technical specifications.

Plus, the results are usually pretty bland.

only a nikonian would be convinced that a $150 lens is "top of the line"

by zoey April 25, 2004

cheesy poofs

Any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as Cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "Cheese Puffs" which are round and.. poofy.

(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)

Dude, after smoking that hash, I sure could use some cheesy poofs.

by zoey April 11, 2004

tanicha

An absolute bad bitch, the type of person who swings first asks later. Tanicha is very loyal and is the friend who will be there for you no matter what through thick and thin. Not only is she a thing of absolute beauty she’s infuriatingly intelligent. Her mind is as sharp as her wit. Like the name she is extremely rare Tanicha’s don’t come by often so remember to cherish them don’t take them for granted because once she’s over you well … hell hath no fury like a Tanicha a scorned. But this aggression is only reserved to those who betray her loyalty or break her trust.

Person One : “Ugh what do you call a woman who’s got it all beauty, brains, passion?”

Person Two : “I don’t think there is a word for them.”
Person Three : “There is she’s called Tanicha”

by Zoey November 24, 2021