zoey's definitions

leica

a brand of camera owned by people who paid too much, and should have bought a Contax *blink*

www.kyoceraimaging.com :D

by zoey April 11, 2004

sigma

a mysterious place that few dexheads have actually been to, but all seek after. It's the quasi-quivalent to a k-hole with ketamine, but apperantly much harder to achieve.

Much debate resolves around sigma and the existance of a fourth plateau, or if sigma is 4p only in a different setting or if it's a different plateau all together .. or even if it's a plateau at all.

Yeah, I hear sigma is pretty strange, but as far as I can tell, the third just keeps going forever.

by zoey April 10, 2004

fondler

Used in regard to camera collectors who do not use, nor know how to use their equiptment.

May be seen with a camera in public, but isn't likely going to ever develop the film. If they do develop the film, they admire on the sharpness and color qualities, and quickly disregard the photographs to continue fondling their camera.

Usually a leicaphile but may also be a contaxian. Canonites and and Nikonites usually fall under the catagory of a wanker.

all he does is stroke over his new leica m7, i mean, have you actually seen any of his photos? What a fondler.

by zoey April 25, 2004

nikonian

A person who photographs with a Nikon camera, and is convinced it's tha bomb. In reality, Nikon has been really slipping in optical performance since the mid 1970s. Today, even Canon and Olympus Zuiko are pulling well ahead in technical specifications.

Plus, the results are usually pretty bland.

only a nikonian would be convinced that a $150 lens is "top of the line"

by zoey April 25, 2004

rocks my boxs

same as rocks my socks but to be used by men. boxs is for socks, meaning boxers.

that girl rocks my boxs

by zoey January 24, 2005

baby bats

not unlike a kindergoth but generally younger than 14. A baby bat is even less likely to know anything about gothic subculture, and soley dresses the part to scare little old ladies and rebell against her parents, who, in reality don't really care.

A baby bat will almost always grow out of the phase; he/she has no intention of making any other statement than to shock people.

Awwwwwww... look at that cute baby bat!

by zoey April 11, 2004

Sir Onley

In reference to onley's leasions, the presumed and rather contraversial brain damage occured by the over-use of dis. anaethtics such as ketamine dextromethorphan nitrous and a few others.

I know all about Sir Onley... uhmm, now what exactly was the question?

by zoey April 10, 2004