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fondler

Used in regard to camera collectors who do not use, nor know how to use their equiptment.

May be seen with a camera in public, but isn't likely going to ever develop the film. If they do develop the film, they admire on the sharpness and color qualities, and quickly disregard the photographs to continue fondling their camera.

Usually a leicaphile but may also be a contaxian. Canonites and and Nikonites usually fall under the catagory of a wanker.
all he does is stroke over his new leica m7, i mean, have you actually seen any of his photos? What a fondler.
by zoey April 25, 2004
mugGet the fondlermug.

nikonian

A person who photographs with a Nikon camera, and is convinced it's tha bomb. In reality, Nikon has been really slipping in optical performance since the mid 1970s. Today, even Canon and Olympus Zuiko are pulling well ahead in technical specifications.

Plus, the results are usually pretty bland.
only a nikonian would be convinced that a $150 lens is "top of the line"
by zoey April 25, 2004
mugGet the nikonianmug.

dbsa

depression/bipolar support aliance. a place where depressives and bipolars go to complain about life.

NOTE: I am bipolar, DBSA is just a very negative "support" group, everwhere I have been.
if you want to feel good about your life, start thinking good about your life. If you want to feel horrible about your life, think horribly about your life. No amount of medication will save you from yourself.
by zoey April 25, 2004
mugGet the dbsamug.

Sir Onley

In reference to onley's leasions, the presumed and rather contraversial brain damage occured by the over-use of dis. anaethtics such as ketamine dextromethorphan nitrous and a few others.
I know all about Sir Onley... uhmm, now what exactly was the question?
by zoey April 10, 2004
mugGet the Sir Onleymug.

Farm Fucks

The kids who are basicly hicks, but listen to glitzy hip hop music, because they want to look like they're straight outta "the projects." They aren't exactly a wigger because they don't act out black culture. And the worsed drug they've ever been around is pot.

They hide in universities and colleges because nobody knows where they actually come from and what their status was in Farmsville USA. In reality, these kids were probobly geeks, and lord knows that they wouldn't last two seconds on the streets of any major city, despite how much a badass they might seem.

Basicly, a farm fuck is a hick who listens to rap music.
by zoey April 10, 2004
mugGet the Farm Fucksmug.

kindergoth

Though generaly female, not always the case.

Kindergoths are anyone, usually younger than 16, who listen to music which isn't gothic, when asked don't really know much about gothic subculture, and are pretty much unaware of the post modern gothic movement or the romantic gothic movement as a whole. Yet a kindergoth will *always* claim to be "gothic" or "goth".

This is really the biggest difference betwene what gothic elitists may see as a kindergoth, and what the rest of us non-übergoths see as a kindergoth. A kindergoth to most people is simply someone who calls themselves gothic, but doesn't know anything about the subculture, in particular nothing about the music.
Jen? She listens to slipknot. I dunno man, seems to me it should take more than dressing the part.
by zoey April 11, 2004
mugGet the kindergothmug.

photo.net

where mediocre photographers with a lot of technical knowlege go to act like hotshots.

in reality, they're just a bunch of old fookers with too much time, money, and gear.
www.photo.net, go there if you think you're hot shit, don't if you need to learn something.
by zoey April 13, 2004
mugGet the photo.netmug.

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