zipwolf's definitions

clock rocker

One who never sleeps.

Man, that dude is almost nocturnal, a total clock rocker

by zipwolf June 25, 2006

smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

by zipwolf November 10, 2008

don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Woh! Watch out! Don't cross the streams!

by zipwolf June 28, 2006

jerry jackson

1. Supposedly an animator who has done several works online. Has his own subdomain on www.fat-pie.com, where he shows all of his animations. Speculated to be a fake made by David Firth, owner of Fat-pie.com to make fun of newgrounds.com animators who are terrible, but think highly of their own work.

2. Somebody who is terrible at what they do, but thinks themselves as some sort of God.

1. Look at the Parondies of tha salant man by Jerry Jackson.

2. Dude, you are a Jerry Jackson with how bad you are at cooking! Stop thinking you're so great!

by zipwolf June 24, 2006

homey-beef

A parody of Gangsta speak, or "Ebonics", wherein people call each other Homie. Taken from the game version of "White men can't jump", which features some of the worst Ebonics in history.

The original source for this word direct quote from seanbaby.com's review of the game in the 20 worst games in history: "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"

hows it hangin homey-beef?

by zipwolf June 25, 2006

xsjado

A type of rollerblade/aggressive skate "boot" as such, but has shoes that are made to fit in it seperately. A very strange looking blade, and filled with controversy.

"i have a pair of xsjados, and they are teh shiznitch"

by Zipwolf July 4, 2005

coldcut

1. A legendary british dance duo, who made possibly the best song against any government ever, titled not so originally: "Revolution".

2. Cold Cut Ham

1. MAN I JUST GOT TO SEE COLDCUT LIVE! THEY ARE HAWESOMEZ!

2. I would like a pound of ham..

by Zipwolf July 3, 2005