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1. A cooler way of saying asshole .Best when pronounced with a greek accent.
2. A person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind.
3. A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
4. One hell of a stupid fucker ,an ugly dumbass prick.
2. A person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind.
3. A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
4. One hell of a stupid fucker ,an ugly dumbass prick.
Messenger : We would like you to surrender Sparta to Persia please.
King Leonidas : Assholius !!! This is Spartaaaaaaa !!! *Kicks the fool into a bottomless pit*
King Leonidas : Assholius !!! This is Spartaaaaaaa !!! *Kicks the fool into a bottomless pit*
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
Get the Assholius mug.1. A wimp. A person without a spine. Someone who has others do the dirty work for them. Someone who backs down from confrontation or sneaks around and has others do the job for them.
2. A human being that physically has male reproductive organs but doesn't know the first thing about being a real man.
3. When someone is overcontrolled by their girlfriend and does anything she says to do without regard for himself.
4. A weak person who lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.
5. One who screws his friends over to cover his own cowardly ass
6. A weak person that always gets stepped on. All talk and no action. A non-vocal vocalist. Someone who will recieve a Dirty sanchez willingly and then complain to their peers about it later. Spineless fuck,supreme follower with alot of mouth. Coward of the highest order.
7. cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches.A genuine pussy.
2. A human being that physically has male reproductive organs but doesn't know the first thing about being a real man.
3. When someone is overcontrolled by their girlfriend and does anything she says to do without regard for himself.
4. A weak person who lacks courage, backs away and possibly runs in light of confrontation.
5. One who screws his friends over to cover his own cowardly ass
6. A weak person that always gets stepped on. All talk and no action. A non-vocal vocalist. Someone who will recieve a Dirty sanchez willingly and then complain to their peers about it later. Spineless fuck,supreme follower with alot of mouth. Coward of the highest order.
7. cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches.A genuine pussy.
Ashwin : Holy titty fuck, you still live you bastardo !! i thought my friends had beaten the living daylights out of you.
Daya : Only a spineless fuck like you would get a bunch of friends to fight me instead of confronting me yourself.I drove my fists through their chest and now i am gonna break your fucking face and rip off your lips and use them to kiss my dog's ass ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐
Ashwin : i may suck at many things but i am good at 1 thing *runs like the spineless fuck he is*
Daya: You are dead mother fucker !!! *catches Ashwin and beats the living shit out of him*
*Ashwin craps in his pants and finally draws his last breath*
Daya : Only a spineless fuck like you would get a bunch of friends to fight me instead of confronting me yourself.I drove my fists through their chest and now i am gonna break your fucking face and rip off your lips and use them to kiss my dog's ass ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐
Ashwin : i may suck at many things but i am good at 1 thing *runs like the spineless fuck he is*
Daya: You are dead mother fucker !!! *catches Ashwin and beats the living shit out of him*
*Ashwin craps in his pants and finally draws his last breath*
by zingeraddict October 2, 2011
Get the Spineless fuck mug.When Legendary Dark Knight dresses like a Bat to invoke fear in his enemies gives the ultimate form of sexual climax that gives woman an explosive feeling similar to a sexual eruption feeling that releases all the rapture, sensual flow of love, tender and romantic feelings and fiery passion hidden deep beneath the layers of the soul in a single go. .The feeling of being embraced in muscular arms and loved The connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one. When there is no stronger way to express your love than sexual intimacy. That is the true meaning of a Batgasm
Avy Priya : I met batman last night.
Samantha : i see , so anything happened ?
Avy Priya : yeah he gave me a Batgasm !
Samantha :-drools-...u are blessed by the gods !
Samantha : i see , so anything happened ?
Avy Priya : yeah he gave me a Batgasm !
Samantha :-drools-...u are blessed by the gods !
by zingeraddict January 3, 2012
Get the Batgasm mug.1. A fauchard is a type of polearm weapon, which was used in medieval Europe from the 11th through the 14th centuries. The design consisted of a curved blade put atop a 2 m (6–7 feet) long pole.
Roman warrior : Prepare to be impaled by my Fauchard foolish mortal !!
Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!
*after the battle*
Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm
Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!
*after the battle*
Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm
Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Fauchard mug.A javelin is a light spear designed primarily for casting as a ranged weapon. The javelin is almost always thrown by hand, unlike the arrow and slingshot, which are projectiles shot from a mechanism. However, hurling devices do exist to assist the javelin thrower in achieving greater distance.
Hot teacher :The word javelin comes from Middle English and it derives from Old French javeline, a diminutive of javelot which meant spear. The word javelot probably originated from the Celtic language.
Dylan: F@*k that here is a real javelin *unzips pants*
Hot Teacher: Oh my god Dylan !! *she starts rubbing his balls with her left hand, stroking his dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth. Goes all the way and deep throats him while doing this, Dylan begin to hum and moan till he reaches an orgasm and begins to cum.She swallows it, and licks it off of him*
Dylan: I love living .
Dylan: F@*k that here is a real javelin *unzips pants*
Hot Teacher: Oh my god Dylan !! *she starts rubbing his balls with her left hand, stroking his dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth. Goes all the way and deep throats him while doing this, Dylan begin to hum and moan till he reaches an orgasm and begins to cum.She swallows it, and licks it off of him*
Dylan: I love living .
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Javelin mug.1. Another word for penis
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
When I'm lost in this world, my flesh stick always leads the way.
Hey, wanna ride my throbbing flesh stick you sexy thing ;)
I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my flesh stick because she thought it was my phone.
"Those who grip their flesh sticks as if they were writhing snakes and pull at them until they can see nothing but a tunnel of light are of the Devil's hairy, cum-stiffened hand and should preferably be set alight in the name of God."~ Some lady who despises wankers.
Hey, wanna ride my throbbing flesh stick you sexy thing ;)
I was sitting in my class wearing basketball shorts and got an erection, then my teacher grabbed my flesh stick because she thought it was my phone.
"Those who grip their flesh sticks as if they were writhing snakes and pull at them until they can see nothing but a tunnel of light are of the Devil's hairy, cum-stiffened hand and should preferably be set alight in the name of God."~ Some lady who despises wankers.
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
Get the Flesh stick mug.1. When someone breaks up with their partner, and quickly rebounds to you.The love between the both of you is called dog love.
2. When a person undergoes a break up and finds a new boyfriend/girlfriend immediately because they are emotionally unstable and vulnerable.Slightly more advanced than puppy love but it usually leads to failure in the long run.
3. After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship like a traditional rebound.
4. The bestial act of fucking a dog.
5. Girls who enjoy doggie style.
2. When a person undergoes a break up and finds a new boyfriend/girlfriend immediately because they are emotionally unstable and vulnerable.Slightly more advanced than puppy love but it usually leads to failure in the long run.
3. After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship like a traditional rebound.
4. The bestial act of fucking a dog.
5. Girls who enjoy doggie style.
Daya : Don't date her dude. She just broke up with him.The love you have will be dog love.
Josh :Don't worry man, I am not gonna fall in love with her. I just want a quick fuck.
Josh :Don't worry man, I am not gonna fall in love with her. I just want a quick fuck.
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
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