Dog love

1. When someone breaks up with their partner, and quickly rebounds to you.The love between the both of you is called dog love.

2. When a person undergoes a break up and finds a new boyfriend/girlfriend immediately because they are emotionally unstable and vulnerable.Slightly more advanced than puppy love but it usually leads to failure in the long run.

3. After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship like a traditional rebound.

4. The bestial act of fucking a dog.

5. Girls who enjoy doggie style.
Daya : Don't date her dude. She just broke up with him.The love you have will be dog love.

Josh :Don't worry man, I am not gonna fall in love with her. I just want a quick fuck.
by zingeraddict October 09, 2011
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Force job

Force job

1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.

2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.

3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.

4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.

If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.

When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.

'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda

'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
by zingeraddict December 27, 2011
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Force job

1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.

2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.

3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.

4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.

If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.

When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.

'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda

'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a sexy female Jedi
by zingeraddict December 07, 2011
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half-wit

1. A person of subnormal intelligence.

2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.

3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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holy titty fuck

1.An expression of astonishment to something epically awesome or shocking.

2.The act of thrust your penis between a women's hot, sexy preferably large breasts ,fucking them as if you're fucking her pussy until you ejaculate on her on her chest and/or face.The word holy is added as the women is out of your league.
Horny guy: An average titty fuck is good but nothing can beat a holy titty fuck !
by zingeraddict October 03, 2011
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Fuckitupism

1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends

3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.

5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

Guy who got fucked up :

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by zingeraddict October 01, 2011
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Daya's Woman

1. An angelic girl who can be seen as perfect in all ways, even though she'll never admit it. She is very beautiful, but remains in denial about her looks, even though she looks amazing even at the worst of times. She has an amazing personality which matches her ravishing body. She has a great love of food (especially nasi lemak with sotong sambal) and a good sense of humour. A day with Karen is never wasted, and when you experience this you will realize that nothing else can ever be as fulfilling. From the point you meet and fall in love with her you will know you want to be with her for the rest of your life.

2. An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts nor your heart, always to the be the only one on your mind. Unbelievably beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleam with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.

She's hotter than the sun! Sweeter than sugar. Cooler than Ice. She's very smart and cute. She has a drop dead gorgeous smile and enticing eyes that are more beautiful than the midnight glimmer of the moon . She's like a drug, you'd become addicted to her! If you fall in love with her you won't be able to stop.
Dude 1 : Who is that enticing woman over there ?

Dude 2 : That is Daya's Woman, she is known to be the sexiest person to have walked on this planet. Some say that she is an angel sent from heaven.

Dude 1 : That explains how she brings heaven on earth.
by zingeraddict April 18, 2019
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