by Zephyr May 03, 2004

1. Look at that fucker
2. What the fuck
3. Who the fuck was he?
4. Why don't you go outside and play, hide-and-go fuck yourself
2. What the fuck
3. Who the fuck was he?
4. Why don't you go outside and play, hide-and-go fuck yourself
by Zephyr July 07, 2014

by Zephyr November 04, 2003

while deciding on an apetizer, i engaged in heavy zomoskepsis.
by zephyr November 27, 2003

by Zephyr March 27, 2005

Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.
"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"
"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"
"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"
"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"
"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"
by Zephyr October 27, 2003

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"
"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"
"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"
"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"
"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"
"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
by Zephyr May 04, 2004
