zen 's definitions

bingo

to be very low on or completely out of something you need

I can't go to the strip club tonight because I'm bingo on cash.

by Zen January 3, 2007

howdylander

someone from texas.

y'all from texas?
y'all a howdylander.
. . . these big doin's

by zen February 20, 2004

Bucket Head Wendy

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut.

2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.

1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy!

2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.

by Zen February 17, 2005

Matty healy

A rock & roll poet sex god.

He reminds me of matty healy.

by zen May 7, 2015

endgame

1) The final stage of any dramatic event.
2) The final stage of a chess game, usually after a significant reduction in material.

Jack slept with a dirty woman which forced him into the endgame of his already pathetic life.

by Zen January 3, 2007

swarthy

of or characterized by swarth. from the verb to swarth, meaning to accumulate at an amazing rate or obtain by ignobel means.

refers also to the practice of cracking software and firmware in the warez scenes.

it literally means of dark complexion, but is undergoing semantic shift.

yo swarthy, you swarth the last beer?

dontcha swarth up all the smokin' weed, swarthmonger.

eh swarth, can you swarth a copy of winders 98 for my consessional archive?

by zen June 25, 2005

Bob Jones University

A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.

I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.

by Zen February 17, 2005