zeke's definitions

Josie Maran

A model so hot she can melt lead.

The dentist needs to use a special X-ray vest when Josie Maran comes in, 'cuz she'll melt the regular ones.

by Zeke August 30, 2005

College University

Awesome series about the trials and tribulations of college. That is, if your college enrolls Bigfoot, Optimus Prime, a floating green alien named Gorp, and monkeys.

by Zeke October 31, 2003

Haxor

Apparently anyone who plays on the VG server long enough.
We seem to all be "haxorz!"

n00b: you VGer's are all haxors! I'm leaving!

by Zeke May 8, 2003

Horn Lake

A city in Mississippi just a little South of Memphis, TN

I live in Horn Lake, MS.

by Zeke March 10, 2004

fit

similar to the wider known "shart" but solid not runny. occurs when one trys to ease out a fart and instead shits hard and painfully.

i got drunk on the plane & had a fit, everyone could smell it and they knew it was me.

by zeke February 19, 2004

Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.

"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"

by Zeke January 17, 2004

Pump it Up

Sweet fucking dance game. Better than DDR, because of it's corner steps instead of up/down, left/right steps. Also includes a center step.
Can often confuse an avid DDR player, making them look like an ass.
The same goes for an avid PIU player when trying out DDR. Stick to one machine.

Holy shit man! Look at Zeke on the PIU machine! Is he on crack or something?!

by Zeke May 9, 2003