404

Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

"Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."

by Zak May 03, 2003

Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 03, 2003

Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.

"Oh, great, we lost the Carson deal. Time for some more blamestorming."

by Zak May 03, 2003

PRAIRIE DOGGING

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

"What's with everyone prarie dogging when I scream here???"

by Zak May 03, 2003

UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

by Zak May 03, 2003

candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 14, 2005

Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.

I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.

by Zak April 30, 2003