Definitions by zacon

PHP 

Hypertext Preprocessor.
(Earlier Personal Home Page.)

A modern high-level server-side scripting language for the HTTP protocol (CGI.) An alternative to ASP, Perl, Python, TCL, etc.

PHP is claimed to be installed on 20% of the domains on the Internet, including the webserver that hosts urbandictionary.com. The engine that keeps track of all the words and definitions is written in PHP. See www.php.net for more information.

Hello World in PHP:
<?php echo "Hello World!"; ?>

PHP by zacon November 29, 2003

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. 

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. by zacon November 29, 2003

Will Pepsi be okay?

The question responsible for half the sale of Pepsi Cola, if not more. You can meet it in any country.

- Will Pepsi be okay?
- Well... okay, I guess I can take that for once, I don't wanna turn somewhere else now.

Will Pepsi be okay? by zacon November 29, 2003

gTLD 

generic Top Level Domain. See TLD.

Originally, we had seven gTLDs: com, edu, gov, mil, net, org and int. Now there are more gTLDs available, like for example biz and info.

There's also ccTLDs.

gTLD domain examples:

google.com
stanford.edu
php.net
kernel.org

gTLD by zacon November 24, 2003

super 

An adjective that can be used to descibe absolutely everything, making the described item look better than it really is.

I wonder what kind of toothbrush I should buy... I'll take this one. It says "super."

super by zacon November 11, 2003

fitte 

The Norwegian word for "cunt." Can sometimes be seen in the names of people from America.

Din jævla fitte!

fitte by zacon November 11, 2003

insertPenis() 

C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.

What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit.

insertPenis() by zacon November 11, 2003