z's definitions

Man Voice

Name given to Cassie by McPimp due to her distinctive? voice.

Yep Man Voice was over at Dale's last night riding raw

by Z February 24, 2004

dweeb

A common production toilet...a term used by pumbers.
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What $ amout is in the contract for the dweeb

by Z December 17, 2003

Swede

n. An annoying foreign roommate of any origin. Named for KL, Swedish foreign exchange student.

"I'd invite you over, but the Swede goes to bed at 9:30!"

by Z September 24, 2004

wojnar

A bigger woman. We're talkin 300+ pounds of raw fat. Usually particularly stinky.

Today on the bus, Wojnar stole my bagged lunch.

by Z July 11, 2006

CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

by Z June 15, 2004

hcf

Halt and Catch Fire. Obscure but legendary microprocessor operation, supposedly included for test purposes, that could actually ruin the CPU chip.

"So, how do I end this program?"
"HCF."
"How do I pause in the middle?"
"HCF."
"How do I terminate a loop?"
"HCF."

by z October 27, 2004

cluck steak

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).

1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)

by Z October 14, 2003