yul's definitions

high-fiving yul brenner

Male masturbation

Little Jimmy's mother caught him from "high-fiving Yul Brenner" again.

by Yul June 4, 2003

bocked

1. To have been unknowingly volunteered or committed to a task or job that is not feasible.

2. To accomplish a major task only to have someone else take the credit.

3. Having the feeling that you have been violated by a sycophant.

1. I was "bocked" into redesigning the entire user database because someone wanted the columns named "prettier".

2. I worked an entire year on a project that made $8,000,000,000 only to be "bocked" by that suck-up who promptly received a bonus for the work "he" did.

3. After being "bocked" by nut-breath, I felt the need to take a long shower.

by Yul June 5, 2003

Macgyver

Someone who can jump-start a truck with a cactus.

by Yul August 20, 2003

Bock

One who camps around the outside ashtray during working hours.

Jimmy, you are such a "bock". You smoked 4 packs of cigarettes all day and claimed you worked.

(see also: "bocked")

by Yul June 5, 2003

Frontal Ass

Frontal Ass is a condition that evolves from FUPU Fat Upper Pussy/Penial Area}inwhich the frontal upper pussy area has gone beyond just being a little chubby and not has taken on and ass like shape. Thus, Frontal Ass

Check that Frontal Ass on that ho . . can't tell if dat bitch is walking front way or back way

by Yul September 3, 2005

crotch crickets

crabs

Dat ho be got dem crotch crickets

by yul June 5, 2003

hacker

Someone with poor or undeveloped skills. Often mistakenly used to describe criminals (computer "hackers" broke into the mainframe).

By shooting 123 on the front nine, Julio proved to be a true "hacker" on the putt-putt course.

by Yul June 4, 2003