Definitions by yourabsolutemam

Poundzone

The best place on earth. A shop in Wreckington in England where there's deals for days. You can acc buy like a crate of coke for £1 it's actually bangin. Everyone should go there and buy something bc it's cheap and it supports the business. Go to poundzone <3

Me: aw m8 we should go to poundzone
All of my mates: absolutely

Poundzone by yourabsolutemam February 12, 2022

Dink 

Dink just means for something to be dumb or idiotic. Mostly used by the north east of England (as far as I know) and it's so funny when you put it in a completely unintelligible sentence that would make Americans go cross eyed.

Me: ,pwhar, that's ,canny,,dink, that ,liek,

My m8: ,pwhar,,why aye, m8

Dink by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

keel owa 

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.

Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what

keel owa by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

pwhar 

,Pwhar, is a bit like when Americans say "AYY" before saying ,bestie, or ,my man,. Due to the power of ,mackems, and Sunderland itself, here is an example of when and where to use it in a sentence

Me: Pwharrrrrrr m8 am pua clammin fora 69p energy drink me liek pwharrrrr

My mate: Pwharrrrr a kno what u mean lad I'm pua sweatin liek

Translation for you Americans:
1:Woah dude, I'm really craving a cheap energy drink.
2: yeah! I know what you mean dude, I'm really sweating right now!

pwhar by yourabsolutemam December 27, 2021