your best idiot's definitions
a card game played with bottles of beer or sugary coca-cola
Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle
The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn
Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle
The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn
Matt: I played 5 rounds of Drinks for Cards with Dan and his friends. some of them were girls!
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache
by your best idiot May 17, 2010
Get the Drinks for Cardsmug. by Your Best Idiot April 1, 2010
Get the erectummug. *Definiton Varies in Context*
1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel
2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series
3) Big and nasty, see cruel
1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel
2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series
3) Big and nasty, see cruel
1) Fuck, i just got clobbered by King K Rool! i'm gunna get him!
2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?
3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?
2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?
3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?
by your best idiot March 26, 2010
Get the King K Roolmug. 1) Larry Koopa, known cheater
2) the act of Larrying (cheating and getting away with it)
3) a guy who goes nuts and gives away answers to the next exam
in udda words, a guy who cheats and will let others cheat
2) the act of Larrying (cheating and getting away with it)
3) a guy who goes nuts and gives away answers to the next exam
in udda words, a guy who cheats and will let others cheat
1) Larry's castle is full of deathtraps, fucking cheater
2) I just got through a test and nobody knew i Larried
3) ANSWERS! GETCHA ANSWERS HERE!
2) I just got through a test and nobody knew i Larried
3) ANSWERS! GETCHA ANSWERS HERE!
by your best idiot March 6, 2010
Get the Larrymug. Either:
1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom
2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart
3: Badass and good-lookin'
1: the most powerful and oldest wizard in the Mushroom Kingdom
2: a portmanteau of Cake mix and the store chain Kmart
3: Badass and good-lookin'
1: I can shave your head with a flick of the wrist! YOU HEAR ME PATHETIC TOAD!?!
2: I gotta buy some Kamek
3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me
2: I gotta buy some Kamek
3: You see that guy over there? he's a damn Kamek if you ask me
by your best idiot March 10, 2010
Get the kamekmug.